Elliot Mintz’s Saturday Night Irregulars

In the way way past, I was one of Elliot Mintz’s Saturday Night Irregulars when he hosted his talk show on KABC in Los Angeles. I was “Jim with the Phone Report”. My friend Richard Ozer was “Richard with the Phone Report (we often gave the weekly report together thanks to our rigged-up conferencing (this was years before 3-Way Calling)). My elementary school buddy Michael Roth would give his Sports Report.

It is interesting to see that one’s future career can often be foretold in primary school. I don’t know what happened to Richard Ozer, but Michael Roth works in sports and I work in telecommunications.

I was reminded of all this when I was cleaning up my apartment recently and came across my 1974 membership card for the American Irregular Guild, a loose-knit club of fellow Saturday Night Irregulars. Elliot would never let us give out contact information over the air, so callers would devise clever ways to give out their contact info. The one that I first heard was something like “Hay is worth 12.49 in Los Angeles, and that’s 90028.” Not in the habit of writing letters, I had my dad look up the address in a reverse phone directory and I called her. Was it the Latvian Radical Bunny Rabbit? I’m not sure now, 30 years later. I searched the web for other mentions of the Irregulars and didn’t find any, so I’m putting up this little mention and wondering if other former Irregulars might be out there somewhere. I should get some of my old airchecks up on the web.

UPDATE:
As a result of this post, I have been contacted by some former Irregulars (Mike with the Chicken Report) and I got back in touch with Richard Ozer.

I also heard from the sister of the Latvian Radical Bunny Rabbit, but she has lost touch with her sister and presumably found this post while looking for her.

Folk Alliance in Montréal

I’m back from the annual Folk Alliance conference, held this year in freezing cold Montréal, Québec. It was four solid days of euphoria for me as I got to sit around intimate hotel rooms and hear some of my favorite musicians play, as well as discover new people.

If I had to pick the performance that left the strongest impression, it was the showcase by Chris Chandler, a spoken-word artist I first saw at Kerrville last year, and his m usical accompanist Jo Smith. I keep notes on the performers I see, usually assigning a rating of 1 (decent), 2 (quite good), 3 (I need to get some of their CDs), or 0 (they suck). After Chris and Jo’s performance, what came out of my pen was “Oh My God!” as no number seemed capable of expressing my awe of them.

There was such a great dynamic between Chris and Jo. So I was devastated to read just a few days later that Jo Smith had decided the life of a traveling musician is not for her and she and Chris will not be touring the country. If anyone has a tape of one of their performances, I’d love to get a copy.

Off to Thailand & Vietnam

For years I’ve been promising my mother I would take her to Southeast
Asia, but there was always something standing in the way. Now we’ve
decided to do it and will be off to Singapore, Thailand, and Vietnam in
a few days through the second week of January.

Bush again :-(

Well, I did what I could to prevent Bush from getting re-elected, but it came to pass anyway. On election day, I held a MoveOnPAC phone bank party at my place where we had ten people calling Democratic voters to in swing states to urge them to go to the polls.

The meanest people were in Florida, where many of the Democrats we called told us they’d voted for Bush for “moral” reasons. The nicest people were in Wisconsin, where they seemed genuinely happy we’d called them, even if they’d already voted.

Here’s my mother’s take on the 2004 election.

What scares me the most is that it seems we are becoming more and more a Christian nation. Many people voted for Bush because they saw him as the better Christian. Never mind that Jesus never preached war or the killing of innocent people, and doubtless wouldn’t approve of much of what Bush stands for.

History is full of examples of what happens when religion divides a country or territory. We only have to look at Northern Ireland, the former Yugoslavia, or current day Iraq.

One organization I support in this realm is Americans United for Separation of Church and State.

上海 & 東京

I am in Asia for the first time in two years. I will be in Shanghai through the 25th (for the first time in 21 years), then I will be in Tokyo until 10-14. There is a reunion of the people I used to work with 13 years ago and I figured it would be fun to attend. I’ll also be attending to some real business while I’m there. The day after I get back from Tokyo I leave to Boston for a technical conference. I should be back in San Diego on 10-25.

Summer 2004

I am off to the East Coast for my near-annual pilgrimage. I’ll visit with my sister and mother in New York before heading up to MA, first with my mom and then on my own. While I’m there, I’ll attend MacWorld Expo and the Falcon Ridge Folk Festival. I had also intended to go to the Usenix conference but this conflicted with my family visit, so maybe I’ll head to Atlanta in the fall to LISA instead.

Kerrville…finally

I’d thought about going to the Kerrville Folk Festival for years, but I was scared by all the talk of rain, floods, and fire ants.

I decided to brave all that and finally got around to attending for the first time this year. It was different from all the other folk festivals I’ve attended. This one is more like summer camp for adults. It’s not just a weekend of headliner acts, but 18 days long, and the emphasis is more on what goes on in the campgrounds, while the main stage is secondary. Many people I talked to never or rarely went to the main stage. Days were spent sitting around reading, talking, cooling off in the nearby river, or driving into the town of Kerrville for a little dose of civilization (Texas-style: the Barnes & Noble wannabe store devotes a full third of its books section to Christian books). Nights were spent watching the official acts, followed by staying up until 0400 wandering the campground listening to music emanate from various song circles.

This was also my first time in Texas, and it did seem like a different country. I liked how everyone is very polite and found myself adjusting my speech accordingly so I didn’t sound too much like a brash Californian. The HEB supermarket (more like a French hypermarché) was a favorite hangout of mine when I wanted to cool off and/or eat local cuisine like a brisket sandwich.

At the end of my trip, I spent a few days in Austin, staying at the local hostel and doing my best to check out the local music scene.

中国 & 日本

I am spending the summer travelling around China and Japan. I have spent one month in Yunnan Province and one month in Sichuan Province and am now making my way back towards Hong Kong to catch my flight to Tokyo. It has been amazing so far, and the food has been wonderful. The worst restaurant in China is better than 98% of the Chinese restaurants in the U.S.

Update on 2002-09-02: I have finally arrived in Japan, only two months later than expected.

Update on 2002-10-29: Finally back in the USSA. But with all this talk of war, maybe I should leave again soon.

A (New) Necessary Evil

After driving my Mazda RX-7 for over 15 years, I have dumped it in favor of a new Toyota Prius. I have felt quite guilty for many years for having driven a car that got such bad gas mileage, and I am atoning for my sin with the Prius, a hybrid Electric/Gasoline powered vehicle.

Besides the super-low emissions and hybrid powertrain, the coolest feature of my new car is the GPS/DVD navigation system. After playing with a friend’s such system for so long, I just had to spend the extra money and get it.

I just have to be careful that driving such a fun car doesn’t make me drive more, thus cancelling any positive effects. I still promise to take public transportation whenever possible.

For the people on the Toyota Prius group on Yahoo, I have put up some scans of the Japanese Toyota Prius brochure and the Japanese Accessories catalog for the car. (Higher quality JPEGs are here.) They sure offer many more options back in the car’s homeland, and next time I’m there I think I’ll pick up a few.

I should also mention the great woman who sold me the car. Dianne and her crew were so nice and accommodating, not to mention selling me the car for over $1800 cheaper than any dealer here in San Diego. I never even had to go to the dealership. They drove the car and met me at the Irvine train station, while I came up on Amtrak. I gave them the money; they gave me the car; and we were both happy.

Second Trip to Central México

I’m back from 8 days in Mexico. My first time in Guadalajara, Guanajuato, San Miguel de Allende, and Querétaro. I was also in Mexico City, which I still like, the crime and smog not withstanding.

I may take off soon for Italy, Greece, and beyond, but until then I’ll try to get a bunch of work done.

Second Summer in Boston

Music is my life and San Diego is severely lacking in this regard, so I had to go where the music is, and that meant living in Boston until it got too cold for me to stay. Well, I think I could put up with the cold, but I really wanted to hit the road and travel more and I was already paying for one apartment (in San Diego) that was sitting empty and I didn’t want to have a second empty flat in Boston. But I will be back. There are too many attractions in Boston for me to stay away for long. I also attended a web publishing “Boot Camp” there, took a bunch of bicycling adventures, and went camping in Acadia National Park.

Halloween in Tokyo

The last time I stayed out all night in Roppongi was back when my Korean-Japanese friend Jung-Ja Ko invited me out to Java Jive (since closed), but even then, we all went home by taxi about 04:00. So that means the last time I saw the sun begin to rise there was for Victor’s party in the Sweden Center Building when I was a 留学生. Totally unexpectedly, it happened again last night, in celebration of All Hallows Eve.

(OK, so it wasn’t officially Halloween, but given that Halloween falls on a Sunday night, Tokyo chose to celebrate it a day early.)

For years I’ve been hearing about the annual tradition of gaijin taking over a train car on the Yamanote Line and turning it into a rolling party. Each year that I’ve been here on the appropriate day, though, something else comes up, and I’d never made it to the Yamanote Party.

This year I was determined not to miss it. I read in one of the local gaijin rags that we would all gather on the Northbound Yamanote platform at Shinjuku at 21:00 and roll from there. Apparently, JR personnel read the same announcements, as they were all ready for us. The platform was swarming with police, JR Security, ordinary JR employees and a bunch of guys in suits with an earphone in one ear talking into their lapels. The crowd started to get rather large and they kept announcing over the P.A. (mostly in Japanese, but once by a native English speaker with a British accent [definitely the first time I’ve ever heard live native English over a Japanese railway P.A. system]) that it is prohibited to do anything which interferes with other passengers. Then a bunch of JR guys come out holding signs saying the same thing, except that, of course, the ones in English made no sense.

This was all such a joke because the crowd of us Halloween merrymakers (which was about half gaijin and half Japanese) was still miniscule compared to the usual rush-hour congestion on the same platform. At about 21:15 a train pulled up and we all got on. Interestingly, the JR people were encouraging us to get on. I guess they really did want us off the platform. A whole bunch of the security guys got on the train too. They had also radioed ahead as to which train car we were all in, as there was a large contingent of JR uniformed personnel waiting for us at every station. The party consisted mostly of talking, beer drinking, and the passing around of those mini candy bars produced for just this occasion.

I heard from other people on the party train that the past two years saw some serious damage done to the train car, and that last year they actually diverted the train onto a sidetrack at Ueno and arrested seven people. This would account for the effort put into security this year. My original plan was to stay on the train for one or two rounds, then get off at Shin-Okubo and walk home. I was wearing an ALF mask that I brought over some years ago just in case I was invited to a Halloween party. I never was, so the mask just sat here. One girl on the train said “What, have you had that sitting around since seventh grade? I remember watching ALF back then.”

My plan to get off at Shin-Okubo was thwarted when, as we approached Ebisu, about 45 minutes after boarding, people started shouting “Everyone off for Roppongi.” Now, I must admit a bit of mixed feelings about Roppongi. I regularly look down on those gaijin who hang out there, pointing out that I prefer to hang in more Japanese nightspots like Shibuya. However, whenever I go to Roppongi I end up having a great time and wonder why I don’t go more often.

By the time I arrived at the station, the party train crowd had broken apart and I was on my own. I wandered a few of the disco-filled alleys, coming across Lexington Queen, where they wanted 3000 yen for entrance to their Halloween Party. I considered it for a few seconds, but the thought of plopping down thirty dollars to be locked up in a smoke-filled eardrum-bursting room just didn’t appeal to me. What if I didn’t like it? I’d be out the yen. I made my way back to the main street where I felt like a celebrity for the first time since being in Tun Xi, China, when I was followed around town by half the population, curious to get a look at a real, live White person. The ALF mask was a big hit, with tons of women stopping me asking if they could take a picture of themselves with me (well, with ALF really). Mostly I had the mask on backwards, both because it was too hot and because it obscured my vision, but I put it on the front of my face for the pictures. I can imagine that if you’re a famous person and this happens all the time it can get quite annoying, but for one night I had no problem putting up with all the women wanting to wrap their arms around me.

I made my way over to Gaspanic, which has a pretty good lock on the gaijin crowd these days, with their bar, cafe, and disco all having no cover charge. Just pay for your drinks, which were all 300 yen. I went into the disco part, and was awarded my free drink for being in costume and ordered my ginger ale. There’s a notice on the wall that you must be drinking to stay inside and they do strictly enforce that. They come around and ask if you want another drink. When you say “no”, you’re required to show them your current drink. Nothing stops you from taking all night to drink the one you’ve got, though. I had a good time in there, as the music wasn’t too too loud and lots of girls kept playing with ALF and wanting their pictures taken. Still, it was too loud to really be able to talk, and I can only take so much of the smoke, so I went outside for some fresh air.

I walked around a bit and it was now at that critical time where I either decide to catch the last train home or make that commitment to spend the night. I thought about what I would do if I went home (work and email), and decided that the worst night out in Roppongi would be better than that. It also helped that I had slept until 11:00 that morning, so there was no danger of becoming too tired. I figured adding a little food to my system would also give me the energy I needed, so I stopped at Sbarro for a slice of their potato and cod roe pizza (only complaint: not enough cod roe).

I thought about going back inside someplace but decided to hang out on a street corner for a while to do some people-watching. Always interesting in Roppongi, it was made even more so by the fact that so many people were in costume. I got lots of picture requests, and did a little photo-snapping of my own. I kept seeing some women I first met on the train and we kept exchanging info on what we’d been doing. After I’d been on the corner about 45 minutes, an Asian woman came up to me and asked in near perfect English why I was just standing there and was I waiting for someone. I explained that I just enjoyed watching the goings-on and we talked for a long time. I assumed she was from the U.S. but she ended up being from Brasil. She says she’s been here six years, mostly doing arubaito, but arubaito here pay better than professional jobs in São Paulo. We exchanged email addresses before she went back to Gaspanic to join some friends.

In case you’re wondering about how well-known ALF is in Japan, I’d say that most Japanese didn’t know who he was, though many did. I heard lots of gasps of “Ah! Arufu da!” The Brasilian woman said she used to watch it dubbed in Portuguese. My Eddie From Ohio t-shirt with a big cow face on the front was also dubbed “kawaii” by many.

Another group of partying Japanese girls stopped by, and one of them started speaking to me in English, telling me that today is her birthday. I wished her a happy birthday and she explained that she’s lonely. I asked how could she be lonely when she was out celebrating her birthday with a bunch of friends. She said “I’m just looking to the future.” I’m not completely sure what she meant by that. Maybe that she’s 25 and still not married? Well, they left soon thereafter, so I’ll never know.

It was now about 02:00 and I hit a local convenience store to get some more floppies for my camera. I went back to the corner to hang out a bit more and take some pictures before wandering around again. The weather was close to perfect all night along and I was still in short sleeves, but the thought of some warmth sounded nice. So around 03:00, I hit Starbucks for a Hot Cocoa, Tall, with soy milk (food review: it wasn’t sweet enough for my American tastes, and the whipped cream wasn’t sweetened, as it is in the U.S.). I sat down at one of the few empty seats and ended up talking to the two people to my left, who had only just met by sitting at that table together.

She’s a Japanese woman at Aoyama Gakuin Daigaku, and he’s a Chinese-American guy from Poway (in San Diego County) who took a year off from Columbia to spend a year at the Waseda University kokusaibu (the same place I did my study abroad). Soon his fellow kokusaibuer, a guy from Korea, joined us. They spotted yet another kokusaibu student at the table two spots away from us. The Chinese-American had trouble following our conversation when we spoke in Japanese, so I asked him which level he’s in. He said “J5”. I said, “J5? You should speak fairly well, then.” He explained it now goes up to “J13” (when I was at the kokusaibu the most advanced class was “J6”). Oh. I had a good time talking to all of them, and at 04:15 Starbucks kicked us out because they were closing. I promised to email them the photos I took, and Alan, the guy from Poway, took my address just in case I flake out.

The first train was still fifty minutes away, so I just wandered the streets until then, when I caught the 05:08, which landed me in bed just before 6. Sure, my sleep schedule is now all messed up. But it was worth it. I don’t think of myself as someone into the whole disco, bar, and nightlife scene, but in Japan it always seems different — perhaps more innocent — and I usually have a lot of fun. But I haven’t had this much fun being out on the town for the night in a long time.

Living in Boston

Last year I spent a week in Boston after the Falcon Ridge Folk Festival and I enjoyed it so much I vowed that I would come back to live for a while.

Well, that’s what I did this summer. I found a room (owned by an MIT professor) to rent over the Internet, and after a few nights in the summer hostel, I moved in to my new digs.

I spent my mid-days geting my work done, then my late afternoons attending classes at Harvard Summer School, and almost every night I went to a concert or two, usually at some venue within walking distance of my place in Inman Square.

I also went again to the Falcon Ridge Folk Festival and even flew out to Denver for the Rocky Mountain Folks Fest.

Southwest National Parks

Spring Break was spent with some fellow people from the UCSD Wilderness Club visiting and camping in National Parks in the Southwest. We hit Bryce, Zion, and the Grand Canyon, and then hung out in the Sedona area for a few nights, including one out under the stars up on a cliff somewhere.

Peru & Bolivia

I spent six weeks in Peru and Bolivia over the winter. This was my first time in South America, and all those years of Spanish study finally paid off.

When I was a student in Japan I provided tutoring in English to a high school student. She has now married a Peruvian and moved to Lima and they asked me to come down and spend Christmas with them. After this, I took off on my own and traveled around.

Summer 1998

I took advantage of Summer (1998) and tried to get to as many folk festivals as I could reasonably attend. Towards the end of July, I went to upstate New York to attend my second Falcon Ridge Folk Festival, camping with other members of the Dar Williams internet discussion list.

Because the Newport Folk Festival also appeared to have a pretty good lineup this year, I decided to kill time on the East Coast for the two-week interval. The first week I hung out in Boston, with the stated intention of catching as many musical shows as I could. This involved spending most evenings at Club Passim in Harvard Square. I was there for Tuesday night’s Open Mic, Wednesday’s Christopher Williams and Pierce Pettis gig, and I was back again on Thursday to see both of Dan Bern’s shows.

The next week was spent on Long Island, staying with my sister at her place in Westhampton Beach. Talk about “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous”! I couldn’t believe the display of wealth evident all around that area.

The easiest way to get from Eastern Long Island to Newport, Rhode Island, was via Block Island. I couldn’t complain. Block Island’s a great place and this was a wonderful excuse to visit again, if only for my five-hour layover between ferries. I rented a mountain bike and tooled around the island, with my first stop being at the Southeast Lighthouse. Last time I was on the island, in 1993, the lighthouse was in the process of being moved away from the cliffs on which it stood (and which were eroding more and more each year, threatening the very existence of the lighthouse). At the end of the day, I hopped the ferry to Newport and was met by one of the people I would be sharing a B&B room with. I spent the weekend attending the festival before heading home to San Diego on Monday.

Spring Quarter 1998

Spring Quarter at UCSD I took a class titled “History of the Modern Chinese Revolution: 1911-1949”. This was one of the most interesting classes I’ve ever taken, made especially so thanks to the unbridled enthusiasm of the instructor, Paul Pickowicz.

Spring in Yosemite

Spring Vacation 1998 was spent with UCSD Wilderness Club in Yosemite. Due to weather, we didn’t get to do any of the activities we planned, but we still had a good time doing day-hikes and spending the cold evenings in front the fireplace at Curry Village before being kicked out each evening and being sent back to our (cold and wet) campsite.

1998 Japan Trip

I’m back in Japan for a few weeks for the first time in 26 months. I’ll be back in my San Diego office on 1998-03-30. Lots of things have broken in the last two years and my main job here is to fix it all.
This includes:

  • Replacing bad Dialogic card in tokyo05
  • Replacing dead ESDI hard drive (and the good ESDI one too for that matter) in tokyo07.
  • Get incoming call routing to fax machine fixed
  • Well, that’s all that’s really broken (and the first problem has already been fixed before lunch time on the first day). Let’s take a look at what I said I would do last time I was here:

    I’m here for a few weeks (95/12/03 to 95/12/23) installing some new software to handle credit-card transactions.

    That is still the goal. We’re just doing the credit-card stuff in a slightly different way.

    New Business Cards (don’t think I’ll get around to it)

    I didn’t, and I don’t know if I will this time. Printing here is so expensive.

    Renew driver’s license (no time!)

    Same again. I can’t renew my license without an Alien Registration Card and that takes three weeks to get.

    Stock up on cassette tapes (can’t get odd-lengths in US)

    I still have lots of tapes from last time, and besides, I don’t do tapes anymore now that I have my CD recorder.

    Stock up on label printer tapes (cheaper and more varieties here)

    Yup. I need to pick up some of these, especially the 6 mm variety that I use for CD jewel case spines.

    Buy black jeans for Mom (Edwin London Slim 06 Tight Slim)

    She wants another pair, and I need some Edwin Soft Jeans (not available in the U.S.) myself.

    Check out any new Universal Remote Controls

    I don’t have much hope here. I may end up getting the Marantz one as that seems to have the most flexibility.

    Check the latest cameras (I think I’ll wait for APS in Spring ’96)

    I’ll still give it a look, but I just received a new APS camera from my mom the day I left.

    Stock up on A4 paper (so hard to find in the US!)

    Too heavy to carry and I found a source in the U.S.

    Look for any new gadgets

    Well, of course! This is what trips to Japan are all about. Most of the good stuff never quite makes it to the shores of the States.

    See friends

    Again, a given, if they still remember who I am.

    Other things to do:

  • Clean up all these boxes belonging to Int’l Telcom
  • Inventory everything
  • Set up Voice over IP machine
  • Buy pajamas
  • Buy liquid soap (unique Japanese smell)
  • Buy shampoo (same here)
  • Buy photo albums (I prefer the Japanese ones)
  • Buy a new tea pot for two
  • Tokyo Fax: +81 3 5389 0188

    Back from New Zealand & Oz

    I have made it back alive from two months in New Zealand and Australia. I’ll do a writeup sometime soon.

    UPDATE: My trip diary is now on line. Who knew it would take almost nine years!

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